Dildos are a girl’s best friend! If Marilyn Monroe lived now, she would have sung just like that. But, these sex toys are a boy’s best friends too. Dildos are not only toys that you see in porn or on sex shop shelves. They are tools for orgasm mining and G-spot stimulation.
Believe it or not but the first dildo appeared…wait for it…30,000 years ago! After that, archeologists and paleontologists kept finding similar-looking phallic objects throughout Europe, Asia, and other parts of the world. Our ancestors knew how to enjoy their bodies!
Ancient Greeks used bread covered with olive oil to pleasure themselves. At least, this is what Paul Chrystal writes about in his book ‘In Bed with the Ancient Greeks’. Can you imagine the look on the maid’s face when they come to clean up after their masters are done ‘playing’? That must be hilarious.
So, what do we have here – your great-great-great-great-great grandparents were pleasuring themselves thousands of years ago, whereas you are ashamed to even think of purchasing one of these amazing sex toys.
Why do people love dildos so much?
- These toys are made of hypo-allergenic materials;
- Dildos are perfect for penetration;
- You don’t depend on anybody if you want to have sex right now;
- Dildos open you up to vaginal and anal orgasms;
- You learn about your sex preferences safely.
Aren’t convinced yet? For those who need extra proof that dildos are the best when it comes to sex, we have prepared a list of incredible dildos and what they are capable of. Fasten your belts, ladies and gentlemen! We are about to fly into a wonderful world of dildos.
For you, first-timers
Welcome to a land of pleasure and happiness, folks. Raise your hands if you’ve never had a dildo or sex before. One, two, three…God, there are so many of you! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. We are glad to talk about the best dildos for virgins in terms of the sex toy industry.
What are Cyberskin dildos? These toys are the best you can think of if you need a toy that doesn’t look like a toy at all. Cyberskin dildos are mind-blowing since they have the structure, the softness, and the veins as a real penis does. The size varies between 5 and 9 inches. Use some lube and warm the toy up in your hands to get the most realistic sensations.
Are they safe to use? The material is a realistic feel. It is anti-bacterial and sturdy enough for multiple usages. Some Cyberskin dildos last for decades! Besides, many toys of this type are submersible which means that you can use them under the water.
What are glass dildos? These are toys made of durable materials. They are popular because of the intensity of vaginal muscles’ and G-spot stimulation. They come inside of the vagina and anus smoothly and gently. Nevertheless, the rubbing against the vaginal walls is so arousing that a woman can cum within a few minutes.
Are they safe to use? Glass is an eco-friendly material that is, by the way, easily recycled. This material can’t harm your health if you use it right. Besides, the toy made from glass is washable and very sturdy.
What are metal dildos? These are the toys that don’t look like a penis but perform the same functions and even more. Metal dildos massage you on the inside. They stimulate the G-spot and make you have powerful orgasms.
Are they safe to use? Stainless steel has long been used in the sex industry, not only for instruments and taps. These toys last for decades and don’t deform. They are safe to use for penetration if you regularly wash and disinfect the toy before sex.
What are inflatable dildos? Inflatable dildos are sex toys that are pumped and used for both anal and vaginal penetration. These toys are great for first-timers because they are easy to hide and transfer.
Are they safe to use? Usually, inflatable dildos are made from latex, rubber, and silicone. All of these materials are anti-bacterial. They make the toys pretty soft and let them slide inside of the vagina or anus. If you have sex with a new partner and use this toy together, use a condom. This way, you’ll be even safer.
What are anal dildos? Even if you’re a first-timer, don’t be afraid of the word ‘anal’. It doesn’t mean that this dildo can’t be used for vaginal penetration as well. However, these dildos do differ from regular ones because they usually have a beaded structure or are a bit smaller (about 6 inches).
Are they safe to use? The materials are usually glass, PVC, silicone, and jelly rubber. Silicone and rubber are softer than other materials which makes them more pleasant for newbies. But, glass and PVC are more sturdy and serve longer. All of them are recyclable and don’t damage your health.
Dildos for those who want something more
If you’re in transition from a beginner to a sex toy pro, this section is for you. Here, you can find toys that are so unusual that people get confused when they see them in pictures. However, don’t be so judgmental and conservative since these sex buddies will always satisfy your thirst for sex.
What are chin dildos? These are the dildos that look like strap-ons. However, you wear them not on your hips but on your face. Chin dildos are highly stimulating toys that look super exotic for those who haven’t tried them in real life. Nevertheless, not only BDSM lovers appreciate chin dildos but also ordinary people since they give unbelievable sensations.
Are they safe to use? Chin dildos are made from hypoallergenic rubber or silicone. These materials are recyclable and easy to wash. The straps are made from soft leather in order not to irritate or chafe your skin. For fastening, the manufacturers use Velcro.
How to use them? If previous toys were pretty much obvious in usage, chin dildos and other sex toys in this category might come as a surprise. But, don’t be afraid, you only need to learn how to fix the straps. They shouldn’t be loose and dangle, otherwise, sex will be unpleasant or even painful. Once you’ve fixed the dildo correctly on your chin, lie down on a bed and let your partner sit on the dildo. After that, you two will know what to do next.
What are dildo balls? Why is it so hot in here? Has someone brought a dildo ball? Hell, yeah! Dildo balls are something you can picture in your most wicked sex dreams. This is an erotic dream that has come true. They meet your expectations when you hear ‘dildo ball’ since these giant dildos consist of a fitness ball and a dildo.
Are they safe to use? Rubber is the material used to produce dildo balls. It is anti-bacterial, easily washable, and sturdy. It can withstand bouncing of a 100-120 kg body and remain intact. Other materials can be silicone and elastomer.
How to use them? Usually, you should only apply some lube and sit on a dildo ball. Then, you bounce and receive pleasure. Some of them have straps to fix your feet. They prevent the ball from rolling from one side to another. Other balls are inflatable and need to be pumped before using them.
What are double-ended dildos? These toys are the biggest dildos you can find on the sex market. They can be used by two people and are especially good for gay and lesbian couples. This type of dildos has a long ‘body’ and two ‘heads’. If you use it alone, you can go as deep as you like with these sex devils.
Are they safe to use? Double-ended dildos are made from jelly rubber, stainless steel, or PVC. Stainless steel is the most durable material and provides more powerful sensations. It stimulates anal and vaginal muscles better. However, soft double-ended dildos are great because they are more gentle.
How to use them? In solo sex, you can put one end in the vagina and another one in the anus. To do this, sit on your knees, put the dildo heads in your two holes and slide on both of them. The dildos are easy to bend. That is why in a couple’s sex, they are great for ‘all fours’, ‘G-whiz’, ‘arch’, ‘bumper cars’, and ‘magic mountain’ positions.
Suction cup dildos
What are suction cup dildos? Well, well, well. Now, it’s time to play. The real game begins when a suction cup dildo enters the room since it substitutes almost any kind of sex out there. Stick it to the wall or floor and give your hands a rest since you won’t need them. The toy is fixed, while you are free to move as you like.
Are they safe to use? Silicone, skin-safe rubber, or PVC are the base for these amazing toys. Again, you can wash them with soap, dry clean with your hairdryer and use them when taking a bath. The toys will stay solid. Besides, if you live alone, you can put the toy on your bathroom wall and keep it there. It is not afraid of water.
How to use them? The most favorite position for suction cup lovers is doggy style. To use the toy like that, pick the wall, the closet door, or any other vertical area and stick the toy there. Moreover, you can stick it to the chair to hit the cowgirl/cowboy position. Try out using it on a mirror. This way you will be able to see what’s going on right there.
What are squirting dildos? These gentlemen would’ve won an Oscar for the best sex toy if someone was giving one. They are versatile and have the icing on the cake since they can ejaculate after the intercourse right inside of you. Yep, these cunning guys have a reservoir inside of them which can be filled with lubes or even real sperm.
Are they safe to use? The materials of squirting dildos are pretty cliché: PVC, skin-safe rubber, and silicone. No wonder why these guys are so common these days – they are sturdy, soft, gentle, anti-bacterial, and easily recyclable. Sometimes they are made of latex, dual-density cyber skin or realistic feel.
How to use them? If you want to have an ejaculation, fill the reservoir with your favorite lube. You can choose the whitish one which resembles real sperm. Use an enema from the package to do that. Then, have sex with a dildo until it ejaculates or until you have an orgasm.
Dildos you didn’t think ever existed
Want to know what it feels like to have sex with an alien? Or maybe you can’t stop wondering what it’s like to feel something as long as a horse penis inside of you? You’ve come to the right place.
What are zombie dildos? These toys usually have green, blue or red colors that either resemble cartoon zombies or real decaying human bodies. Also, these toys are kind of deformed and have damaged parts. Of course, they are not for the faint-hearted but creep lovers.
Are they safe to use? They are as safe as usual dildos and are not as dreadful as they look. They are made from regular PVC, TPE, silicone, plastic, rubber material – you name it! Apart from the looks, the toys don’t differ much from their ‘normal’ brothers.
What are dragon dildos? Dragon dildos are as cool as they sound. The shapes of these sex toys are countless and often have unusual curves and unnatural ends like tails. They come in all colors – from black to purple, depending on your taste and personal preferences.
Are they safe to use? They are hypoallergenic and made from both soft and hard materials. Since they have supernatural counterparts, dragon dildos are not restricted to general canons such as cylindric penis bodies and oval heads. They may be wider at the end and thinner at the beginning. Sometimes, they don’t resemble penises at all but come in the shape of horns or animal tongues.
What are horse dildos? Have you ever wondered how mares endure sex with stallions? Did you see those horse huge erect penises? What if we told you that you can experience those sensations yourself without breaking any laws? Horse dildos were made exactly for these purposes and, as you might guess, resemble horse penises in size, shape, and width.
Are they safe to use? In terms of materials, yes. Moreover, they’re recyclable. But, they might be dangerous and damage your vagina if you decide to use it for your first sex. Also, don’t put the horse dildo too deep if you’re not sure your uterus can withstand it. Yo cut a long story short, go for it only if you’re experienced.
What are the werewolf dildos? Werewolf dildos are safer than horse dildos, yet they have their peculiarities. For example, they have two ball-like elements down there and a wider body. The head of the werewolf penis isn’t wider than the body as it is in human-like dildos. It gives unusual sensations.
Are they safe to use? The materials are usually soft plastic, skin-safe rubber, usual rubber, PVC, and silicone. They are sturdy, waterproof, and soft – everything you need from a dildo.
What are alien dildos? Alien dildos are the most unexpected toys you might spot on sex toys websites. This is because no one has ever seen an alien. We all have different visions of our extraterrestrial neighbors. Sometimes, alien dildos even have the shape of octopus legs.
Are they safe to use? Alien dildos are made from silicone, PVC, TPE, metal, glass, plastic, rubber, silicone, and other material suitable for sex toys you might come up with. The point is to make the toy look maximum exotic and freaky looking.
Some words about strap-ons
Dildos are great for penetration but strap-ons are the best for gay or lesbian sex. Besides, some of them can be used for straight couples’ sex since they serve as extensions for the penis. Already eager to find out everything about strap-ons? You’re not alone!
What are double strap-ons? Double strap-ons are not the same thing as double-ended dildos since they are worn on straps. However, what these two types of sex toys do have in common is two dildos for anal and vaginal penetration. A perfect toy for those who like it both ways!
Are they safe to use? It’s hard to find a sex toy that would be dangerous to your health. Double strap-ons are not an exception. They are made from soft plastic, silicone, TPE, and jelly rubber. They don’t contain latex which makes them easily recyclable. You can use these toys under the water, and the strap-ons will not tear apart.
What are female strap-ons? These strap-ons are uncomfortable for men, unlike hollow strap-ons which are described below. Nevertheless, they are perfect for lesbian couples since they are lightweight and easy to use.
Are they safe to use? These toys have approximately the same look but are made from a variety of materials such as PVC, TPE, crystal jelly, silicone, skin-safe rubber, faux leather, or strong nylon. Some of them are waterproof, whereas others are only splashproof.
What are hollow strap-ons? These strap-ons are the best for men. They have a hole where a man can put his penis. The strap-on serves as an extension to the man’s penis, thereby, making it longer and wider. This is a salvation for those who are not satisfied with the penis size.
Are they safe to use? The materials of hollow strap-ons are PVC, rubber, jelly rubber, and Sil-A-Gel. There are 3 levels of difficulty – beginner, beginner to experience, and experience. Stick with the right one to get the knack for a toy. Besides, some of these sex toys vibrate.
Dildos meet different people’s expectations. If you want your dildo to be perfect, come up with a perfect size, material, and functions. Does your dildo have to be submersible? Maybe, it should be double-ended? Or you dream of a dildo that glows in the dark? Whatever it is, keep these characteristics in mind, and your dildo will surely give lots of pleasure.